5. FML: Fuck My Life.

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5. FML: Fuck My Life.
Say you just chose the wrong podcast hosting and got locked into a year-long contract… that’s an FML moment. Or let’s say Jim loops you in on an email from the boss asking for yet another round of revisions on the project you two are working on. Shoot him a quick FML (reply, not reply all, if you value your job) so Jim knows exactly how you feel about redoing all your hard work because someone higher up wants a “more relatable shade of light blue” on that landing page header.

6. AF: As Fuck.
Business Abbreviations, Acronyms, Slang and Jargon by Millennials in the Workplace
Used to emphasize whatever you’re referring to. If Tom won’t stop czech republic telemarketing data you at the meeting, he’s being annoying AF. If you’re planning on getting inappropriately drunk (or stoned) at your team’s happy hour this Friday, you’re intent on getting Lit AF.

7. Def: Definitely.
As in, (TBH) you can def never remember how to spell definitely the correct way, so this is def a great way to both save time and the embarrassment of spelling it wrong in an email to your superiors.

8. V: Very.
Very is kind of a useless word anyway, so why not make it even shorter? When someone asks you how you’re feeling on Monday morning, just reply “v tired” and be done with it.

9. P: Pretty.
The less enthusiastic cousin of v, you’re p excited about how your advertising campaign is performing (but not quite v excited).

10. BC: Because.
Explain yourself, now with five fewer letters! Why did you grab a coffee before work that made you late? BC it seemed like a better alternative to falling asleep at your desk.

11. NSFW: Not Safe For Work.
Business Slang, Business Jargon, Acronyms and Abbreviations
You want to send your work friend something hilarious, but it’s also a little R-rated. Caution her with a quick NSFW so that she doesn’t open it on her computer when the boss is wandering by. That one might be smarter to look at on your phone.

12. SFW: Safe For Work.
Got a cool boss that doesn’t mind when you’re off-topic? Drop all the memes you like in that #Random Slack channel, as long as they’re not inappropriate, and let the recipient know they’re safe by saying SFW.